Trail Jokes for Outdoorsy Folks
Trail jokes? Really? Is there such a specialized niche in the humor world? We asked Ralph Lane, a very funny fellow and author of over a dozen joke books, to share his favorite outdoor humor and trail jokes with the Trailsnet gang. With such a specialized topic, Ralph warned us that some of the jokes might be real groaners. See what you think. Here are a dozen jokes about trails, paths, greenways, and cycleways:
- What do you call a trail to the insane asylum? A psycho-path.
- The park ranger was walking through a forest when he saw Monopoly, Scrabble and Balderdash walking by. “This must be a game trail,” he said.
- What do you call a bike trail after a bunch of gross bicyclists keep blowing snot out of their nostrils? A greenway.
- Why do people love walking on greenways? Because it’s the path of least resistance!
- Why did the hiker cross the cycleway? To get to the other trail.
- Why do bicycles prefer cycleways over roads? Because they get to enjoy a smoother ride.
- Why did the bicycle fall over on the trail? Because it was two-tired.
- Why don’t bicycles ever tell jokes on the trail? Because they’re always wheely tire-d.
- Why do trees always make great trail guides? Because they always know the best root to take.
- Why did the pedestrian refuse to walk on the greenway? Because they were feeling blue.
- Why did the cyclist take a break on the cycleway? Because they were feeling peddled out.
- Why did the hiker get lost on the trail? Because they couldn’t see the forest for the trees.
